Posts Tagged April Fools

AuraGELL-O™ Bifractive Diffuser Technology!

AuraGELL-O™

Biosynthesized Bifractive Polyamide with Diffusive Biomass Technology

Acoustics First® is hankering to announce the first products made with our newly developed AuraGELL-O™ Compound. First realized by Peter Cooper and patented in 1845, this Biosynthesized Bifractive Polyamide has a “sweetness” when combined with our Diffusive Biomass Technology. AuraGell-O™ is a Bio-Polyamide compound which exhibits Bifractive properties, doubling the potency of the Biomass Diffuser Technology by carving the wave in two, thereby creating a phase cancelling stream which functions as a frequency tuned absorber.

The AuraGELL-O™ Infra-Red dissolves low-frequencies, while AuraGELL-O™ In-LIME absorbs the mid-band frequencies (Acoustics First® is cooking up AuraGELL-O™ Ultra-Violet for high frequencies).

Available in AuraGELL-O™ Barrel and Pyramid formats, you get the benefits of classic diffuser styling with the added bonus of the AuraGELL-O™ Biosynthesized Bifractive Polyamide with Biomass Diffuser Technology.

Installation is a piece of cake – Just nail it to the wall!

Installation is a piece of cake – Just nail it to the wall!

By mixing the AuraGELL-O™ products with other traditional acoustic products, you get enhancements never before considered – extra diffusion and absorption with a fruity scent!

By mixing the AuraGELL-O™ products with other traditional acoustic products, you get enhancements never before considered – extra diffusion and absorption with a fruity scent!

“We loved our AuraGELL-O™ Barrels so much – we went back for seconds!” – Angelo LeMonjello

Call Acoustics First® and get your AuraGELL-O™ Barrels and Pyramids today – because by tomorrow, they will all be devoured!

Update: Due to an outbreak of AuraGELL-O™ weevils, and massive consumer demand, we regret to inform you that this was an April Fool’s joke.

Bon appétit!

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ArtDiffusor® – MicroModel D – Big Sound, Small Package

With current trends leaning toward improving the quality of life for all creatures living on our great planet, we at Acoustics First® feel that we can contribute to this in our own small way.

So we proudly introduce, the ArtDiffusor® – Micro Model D!

Beaker says, "It really helps to control unwanted specular reflections!"

Beaker says, “It really helps to control unwanted specular reflections and flutter echos!”

Birds are very musical creatures, in the past, while Beaker was listening to the Bee Gees, he was bombarded with harsh specular reflections and flutter echos, it was a tragedy – but no longer.

Beaker tweets, “After installing my Micro Model D, Barry’s falsetto is so much clearer – It’s Amazing!”

Harsh acoustic environments are not for the birds… The ArtDiffusor®- Micro Model D… is.

 

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